are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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