You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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