at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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