You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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