I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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