It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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