shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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