Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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