all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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