i think my mom watched the whole time
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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