i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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