Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
God, I missed his penis.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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