New invention idea: vibrating tampons
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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