there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
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last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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