I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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