break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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