The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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