Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Come share oat with me in your robe
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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