Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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