HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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