But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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