Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We had sex on a dog bed..
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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