first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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