you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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