Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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