dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize