yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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