Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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