My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Randomize
