just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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