is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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