If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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