I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You took a bar mat shot.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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