All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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