evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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