If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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