Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
