I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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