I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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