your thong is hanging out like whoa
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Randomize
