You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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