it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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