Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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