Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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