So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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