Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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