we're blogging at a bar
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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