Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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