I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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