gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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