i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
just found out that she named her cat after me.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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