We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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