My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Having a random hookup so left but love u
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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