Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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