Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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