Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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