Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.